View through an Ad agency's glasses

What if the half-empty, oops...half-full glass...whatever, is placed in an ad agency!!!
Let's see....



We'll start with the creative director!!!

The creative director says, Give me the CDR file, the water is not looking genuine.

The copywriter views the glass for 10 minutes, and another 5 minutes and finally comes up with a 12 page brochure concept.

The client servicing executive desperately tries to convince the client that "glass is whatever the client thinks it is"

The client asks for three more options on the glass.
(yes, he is given a half-empty glass, half-full glass and a glass which is half)

The accountant of the ad agency feels the payment for the glass is still pending.

The peon confirms whether he will have to do yet another late night for this glass thing.

The media people are deciding to install an actual glass at the mall to garner a better response.

The suppliers inform that they wont be able to give more such glasses at a short notice.

The coordinator is busy making dummy bills on the quotation approved on the glass.

The merry-makers order a ton of pizzas because they know that they will have do a late night whether the thing is solved or not.

Meanwhile the glass is having a good nap!!!

The half-empty half-full glass

This is what i found on a website!!! opinions on a glass (filled with water upto 50% level). I think it will give you food for thought!!!


The optimist says the glass is half full.

The pessimist says the glass is half empty.

The project manager says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

The realist says the glass contains half the required amount of liquid for it to overflow.

And the cynic... wonders who drank the other half.

Anyway... Attitude is not about whether the glass is half full or half empty, it's about who is paying for the next round.

The professional trainer does not care if the glass is half full or half empty, he just knows that starting the discussion will give him ten minutes to figure out why his powerpoint presentation is not working.

The ground-down mother of a persistently demanding five-year-old says sweetheart it's whatever you want it to be, just please let mummy have five minutes peace and quiet.

The consultant says let's examine the question, prepare a strategy for an answer, and all for a daily rate of...

The inquisitive troublemaker wants to know what's in the glass anyhow... and wants the rest of it.

The homebuilder sees the dirty glass, washes and dries it, then puts it away in a custom oak and etched glass cabinet that he built himself using only hand tools.

The worrier frets that the remaining half will evaporate by next morning.

The fanatic thinks the glass is completely full, even though it isn't.

The entrepreneur sees the glass as undervalued by half its potential.

The computer specialist says that next year the glass capacity will double, be half the price, but cost you 50% more for me to give you the answer.

The first engineer says the glass is over-designed for the quantity of water.

The second engineer says (when the half is tainted) he's glad he put the other half in a redundant glass. (Based on a Dilbert cartoon by Scott Adams)

The computer programmer says the glass is full-empty.

The Buddhist says don't worry, remember the glass is already broken.

The Dutchman would suggest to both pay for the glass and share the content. Then tells you he will have the bottom half.

The personal coach knows that the glass goes from full to empty depending on the circumstances, and reminds the drinker that he can always fill the glass when he wishes.

The grammarian says that while the terms half-full and half-empty are colloquially
acceptable the glass can technically be neither since both full and empty are absolute states and therefore are incapable of being halved or modified in any way.

The waiter will hurry to replace the glass with a full one.

The magician will show you the glass with the full half at the top.

The physician says that the glass is not empty at all - it is half-filled with water and half-filled with air - hence, fully filled on the whole!

The musician says he/she is unimpressed with the promoter of the concert for not providing more alcohol.

The ineffective organization would discuss the question during the board of directors meeting, convene a committee to research the problem, and assign tasks for a root cause analysis, usually without a complete explanation of the problem to those assigned the tasks. The directors would consider the problem to be above the pay grade of those assigned root cause analysis tasks.

And more strangely:

The dog just wonders: can he eat the glass or will you throw it so he can bring it back

The cat wonders why the glass is only half full (or empty)... is it a trick... poison perhaps...

The eternally optimistic eccentric would say, the glass is consistently overflowing (or is that the neurotic?...)

The person who is no longer trapped in The Matrix (whatever one might call him/her) says: "There is no glass..."

More generationally:

The adolescent student says the glass is just another dirty trick played by the teacher to prove that students are dumb.


The 'perfect' 1950s housewife would not leave the glass sitting there long enough for anyone to consider the question, but would scoop it up, wash it up, dry it to a gleaming shine and put it back in the glass cabinet in a jiffy. No half-full or half-empty in her world... just a full glass or an untidy one.

The obsessive compulsive postpones the question until the level is checked, and checked again, and again, and again...

The phobic says yuck, someone drank out of it and left their germs on the glass.

What an opinionated glass!!!

Its a question of a question!!!

Once Again!!! I visited URNER and found a new lovely post!!! Few set of questions that need to be answered!!!


Ten How’s:
1. How did you get one of your scars?
If i choose one to be described here, other scars will feel bad. (i won't discriminate, my scars will sue me)

2. How did you celebrate your last birthday?
I haven't yet celebrated my last birthday. And i will never do!!!

3. How are you feeling at this moment?
Net has burst-ed again. I don know how will i post this article!!!

4. How did your night go last night?
Slept early.

5. How did you do in high school?
Memorized each and every moment!!!


6. How did you get the attire you’re wearing?
Mom mailed it to my hostel. It was a surprise. It's my favorite print that even my boyfriend likes.

7. How often do you see your best friend(s)?
I see my best friends every day. I eat, drink, sleep and LIVE with them. My mom, sis and Paa

8. How much money did you spend last month?
I don't spent money. I purchase things. :P


9. How old do you want to be when you get married?
I want to be very very young when i get married!!!

10. How old will you be at your next birthday?
Uh-oh i don't count my age...

Nine What’s:
1. Your mothers name:
Mumma

2. What did you do last weekend?
Ended the weak moments

3. What is the most important part of your life?
That i breathe (hope Ramdev Baba is not reading this, he wants us to breathe slow....ly)

4. What would you rather be doing?
I had rather be writing my own post, than filling this form

5. What did you last cry over?
I lost my happiness

6. What always makes you feel better when you’re upset?
Doing better things, makes me feel better

7. What’s the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
I overlook the important things and pay attention to sillier ones

8. What are you worried about?
I am worried about worrying.

9. What did you have for breakfast?
A silly Television commercial

Eight You’s:
1. Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yes, i liked my boyfriend who already has me as his girlfriend

2. Have you ever had your heartbroken?
Umm..lemme see..no, there are no visible scars

3. Have you ever been out of the country?
CounTRY: try, try and tried..but not yet

4. Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
You mean, like filling such forms

5. Have you ever been back stabbed by a friend?
If i would have been, i wont be alive to write this post

6. Have you ever had sex on the beach?


7. Have you ever dated someone younger than you?
I cannot. I feel younger wen i date someone. So, this situation isn't possible

8. Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Do you want me to read one to you???

Seven Who’s:
1. Who was the last person you saw?
You mean, last person in the queue???

2. Who was the last person you texted?
I have texted the cops, to kidnap you...Your questions are not stopping.

3. Who was the last person you hung out with?
I am not a hang man.

4. Who was the last person to call you?
God. (He told me not to answer you)

5. Who did you last hug?
My pillow. It was feeling kinda low.

6. Who is the last person who texted you?
My boss. He wanted me to pay attention at work and leave this blog.

7. Who was the last person you said “I love you” to?
My work. And it said me the same thing, mwaaaah :)

Six Where’s:
1. Where does your best friend(s) live?
In my heart

2. Where did you last go?
http://listenuru.blogspot.com

3. Where did you last hang out?
I am not a hang man, yet again

4. Where do you go to school?
I think it should be WHY


5. Where is your favorite place to be?
I always want to be on my best friends mind

6. Where did you sleep last night?
Why? do you want to hire that place kya
(When you don't wish to answer, ask a question)

Five Do’s:
1. Do you think anyone likes you?
Yes, thats the reason i exist

2. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
Yes, I want to be my younger self again

3. Do you know the muffin man?
Who is spreading this rumor???

4. Does the future scare you?
I have never seen the future. Did you see? Was it scared by me?

5. Do your parents know about your blog?
How do you know this? they visit it regularly!!!

Four Why’s:
1. Why are you best friends with your best friend?
Because i have made them the best

2. Why did you get into Blogging?
Because i don't want people to see me talking to myself

3. Why did your parents give you the name you have?
Because they didn't know they will have to answer my this question. They keep on passing this question to each other. (Your mom named it, no your Pa named it)

4. Why are you doing this survey?
Why are you reading this survey

Three If’s:
1. If you could have one super power what would it be?
To create many super powers

2. If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you?
Yes, till now you must have known that i am gonna talk about the moment when i started answering this survey

3. If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring 1 thing, what would you bring?
My pictures with the person who came to pick me up


Two Would-You-Ever’s:
1. Would you ever get back together with any of your ex’s if they asked you?
Yes, i will get back to my ex-sadness and turn it into happiness


2. Would you ever shave your head to save someone you love?
My hair donation will save none. (the quality aint nice)

One last question:
1. Are you happy with your life right now?
Yes, i am answering the last question

You must have been tired. Because the 2nd rule of writing says "If its boring to you, its boring to your readers" :P