Sunday, May 11, 2008

Science has it... interestin riddles

Hey I have got some interestin proverbs for all of u...its jus that they are in scientific lingo..u r required to convert them in the normal English language...so here u go

Keepers and rearer of poultry should abstain from assigning successive numbers to any gallinaceous domestic foul that still occupy their spheroidal reproductive bodies...

make a guess..

Don't count your chickens before they are hatched
Interestin naa

Refrain from lachrymating with reference to lactose rich opaque white fluid secreted by female mammals which has involuntarily succumbed to the gravitational pull of the earth...
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Don't cry over spilt milk
hey hey caught u

Do not dissipate your competence by hebetudinous prodigality lest you subsequently lament an exiguous inadequacy
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Haste makes waste

Now this one's a poem

A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational transition oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

this is our very own
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
Jill came tumbling after
I pretend to work...
They pretend to pay me