Mysterious ... Am I?

Guys say I am a Mystery
But will they read that its all a history
Yes, I know that they are quite confused
But thats wht I am... why such fuss
They ask me why r u so so sad
there's no reason n I go mad
Why r u so happy, somethin special
Life's so kewl, why to b dull
I have nothin to hide
I can take u on a ride
Just dat i hve not much to talk
Instead u can take me on a walk
" u knw wht" is not my cup of tea
gossips jus make me flee
I prefer solitude to boring company
always love People who are funny
Freinds shud be very good at humor
as I kep on blabbering comedy rumor
I dont really like praises
but love if they r phrases
Get bored very very soon
But go on watching cool cartoon
I like drawing and writing
Guess wht, also fighting
I am not quite Fat (every gal swears by it)
But u knw.. easily put on weight
i hve got somewht curly hair
dont get happy, theyare not rare
Like talking crap n total crap
Chaps jus give a good slap
I am fond of dressing, very very much
jus do mix n match as such
Ohh, My Gawd, can write an epic
which surely cannot be made a movie flick
O come ono buddies, puhleez mew
Mysterious..Am I? is that true???!!! HUH?