Science has it... interestin riddles

Hey I have got some interestin proverbs for all of u...its jus that they are in scientific lingo..u r required to convert them in the normal English language...so here u go

Keepers and rearer of poultry should abstain from assigning successive numbers to any gallinaceous domestic foul that still occupy their spheroidal reproductive bodies...

make a guess..

Don't count your chickens before they are hatched
Interestin naa

Refrain from lachrymating with reference to lactose rich opaque white fluid secreted by female mammals which has involuntarily succumbed to the gravitational pull of the earth...
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Don't cry over spilt milk
hey hey caught u

Do not dissipate your competence by hebetudinous prodigality lest you subsequently lament an exiguous inadequacy
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Haste makes waste

Now this one's a poem

A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational transition oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

this is our very own
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
Jill came tumbling after

This is how u interprete my mind

I saw a tree with leaves red and blue
But blue is the color of my hubby's hair
Hair are few on a bear's back
Sole's back is the front of a shoe
Shoes look elegant while I wear a saree
How bout combination of saree n dhoti
Floral printed dhoti is d dress code of d office
Imagine n office devoid of chairs but has big beds
Bed is d place where I keep my chappals
Hey my chappals have huge smart watch
Watch d needles jumping from d clock
Clocks would b worn as bindis soon
I like bindis which are transparent in color
Color, color, which color do you want
I want a huge pant which is not of my size
Size doesn't matter when it's a love letter
The letter 'F' don't u think is funny
'Funny Singh Iyer' is the name of my car
Two wheeler car is unbelievable Yaar
Unbelievable is also Uncle's bald hairstyle
'Deep Crew cut' was the hairstyle of a tree
So I saw a tree with leaves red and blue!!!!