Why can't I get a close close friend whom I can hug while on a run!
Why can't I have a girlish girl who enjoys all things that seem like fun!
My Life ain't short of girls if that is what you think
But none matches my wavelength, to whom i can link
I want a girl to praise my awful dressing sense
And promise to take me to shopping in a dense
A girl that loves eating, shopping, and blabbering just like me
I found many with one, but not all qualities you see
A friend that calls me in the middle of the night
Wants to talk to me and make up for that fight
I found a dear dear friend in my little sister
She is so far away and has a friend in her mister
But But But I thank God for so many girls in my lives
Talkative, funny, shy, motherly, busy, and many are now wives
I won't stop complaining for giving me a lonely life out here
I would like you to stop my heart sinking by offering me a beer!
